Wednesday, September 20, 2006

A New Way To Tell Time



According to Gina Green, one of our Administrative Assistants and the person who handles all of our church scheduling, here’s a new way to tell time —

"Take a look at the NCBC parking lot:

  • If the parking lot is full of trucks, SUVs, and beaters .... it must be 6:00 AM on a Wednesday morning.

  • If the parking lot is full of minivans .... it must be 9:30 AM on a 1st or 3rd Tuesday morning.

  • If the parking lot AND the side streets are full of an assortment of vehicles .... chances are it’s 9:30 or 11:00 AM on a Sunday morning.

  • If the parking lot AND side streets are full of an assortment of vehicles (primarily minivans-- as well as a few bicycles and skateboards) .... it’s definitely 6:30PM on the second Wednesday night of the month!!!

Praise God for an active and alive church!"

And thanks Gina, for scheduling all the rooms so people have a place to meet once they park their car!

Here's another way to tell time-
You know it's time to get away when .... you realize too late on a Saturday afternoon that you scheduled a wedding, a youth lock-in and a church workday all at the same time!

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